What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 27.06.2025 10:43

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Dr No
Live and Let Die
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
From Russia With Love
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?